Your parents will report your body, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. I hate it Fuck you Innersloth, Fuck you Among Us. Woah, you could be lying! It started to slow down, oh shit, they noticed me! I just did my daily jackoff to my impostor body pillow, but when I came, I started floating, and think I got teleported into the skeld. ASCII art and copypasta related to the popular game Among Us and the bastardized version of the name, Amogus. I was in a server, right? Maybe I should start playing something else instead. When I got up I ran at him and kicked him out the window. I took my finger and poked her titty that was almost bursting out of her shirt. I had to break up with her. https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/m59mdw/trolling_my_whole_class_with_among_us_part_3/. On March 3rd, 2021, YouTube[5] user Daniloxidado posted an Ace Attorney edit of the meme that gained over 45,700 views in one month (shown below, left). The buff guy, Chad, was chasing me but I just got behind him and humped him. I look for champion clothes, but hold on- if you rotate the c it turns into- oh no Gen Z wont stop saying a sentence without the word SUS in it. The yelling got louder. and did a big wide grin (like the "when the imposter is sus" meme). I ran over to the douchebag Jerry and smacked him, but he pushed me away and started calling the office. All ASCII Art I used to be a real ad Missing a copypasta? Simply explained. "Hmm.. Weebs (113) WallStreetBets 105 copypastas. Among Us should just die. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably sus. STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! "We should get rid of him." and when the pastor told me to stop disrupting I said "THE PASTOR IS SUS, HE DOESN'T GET IT" and I then told everyone to download Reddit for funny Among Us memes. My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord its fucking memes. This is probably because they wanted to get rich quick. I- i showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend, and the logo I flipped it and I said "Hey babe, when the underwear sus! She then said I was going to a magical place called the mental asylum Im not too sure where that dimension is located but it sounds EPIC . Aaaaaaargh! Simply explained for a busy day. They say things like "If you want to win at Among Us then you need to keep your mouth shut" or "There's no such thing as luck in Among Us. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. Do you have a HUGE JOHNSON?! For more information, please see our !1 Hes the SUSSY VERY IMPOSTER! I said. I was in a server, right, and ALL the channels are just Among Us stuff. Thankful to have you as a crewmate but do you want to add a letter and become screwmates instead? I randomly yelled out. STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! MORE LIKE PEN-SUS!" Since this among us game came out, it has been corrupting the minds of my children. "Wait woah woah, why is it me?" I turned towards my friend Caleb (I know him from band), and said "You get it, right? So I yelled "EMERGENCY MEETING! She told me that I wasn't allowed to ask questions. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. In March 2021, the rant became the subject of several remixes and edits that used it as an exploitable, later spawning Stop Posting About X edit format. Does CFO stand for Chungus Fortnite Officer?, I asked. GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD. I should never have come into contact with Among Us. "Woah woah woah, pretty lady! At this point, I realized that I had to make them laugh quickly, or I would blow my chance with them. Stupid bitch, https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/m5ijbm/trolling_my_office_with_among_us/. MY FWIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND MEMES, ON DISCOWD IT'S FUCKING MEMES. I started to beatbox the Among Us theme song trap remix. "Oh that looks kinda like the among us guy" it started as. "Wait, think about this!" Literally Media Ltd. Me too!" Everywhere I go I see it. And I got on the intercom or whatever that shit is called. I was beatboxing it so well (i had practiced it at home), i was certain that everyone would burst out in laughter. One time I saw an ad for Among Us while watching TV and I got really angry because I couldn't remember the last time I had seen an ad for anything good. They all agreed so we ejected him. AMONG US IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME . I did. One of them looked at me and said "Can you please sit somewhere else?" In fact, I'd rather just stay home and watch movies than ever play Among Us again. I decided that I would try to get them to be familiar with it, so I asked "Do to guys wanna play some Among Us???" and then I explained the joke. Subscribe to The FinanceTLDR Newsletter with. , By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. As I was walking down it, I found a door that was labeled Executive Meeting Room. I screamed. I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! I said "WAIT! You say kid we say mini-crewmate You know the one! I can't have shit in life without Among Us, it is ruining my life. Press J to jump to the feed. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. In March 2021, the rant became the subject of several remixes and edits that used it as an exploitable, later spawning Stop Posting About X edit format. ryland screams and calls him sus! By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. Subscribe to The FinanceTLDR Newsletter with. Copyright 2023 TwitchQuotes. I decided to troll the speaker by standing up and yelling "When the imposter is sus!" Angelica proclaimed. Still, no one laughed. And that's impossible if you're dead. Deep research into Finance | Stocks | Markets. Everyone looked at me weird. and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. Share here. "How do you know I'm the murderer? I'm gonna forever go down in Reddit history. I can't even tell Reddit where I am. I was in a server, right? It didn't make that much of a sound but I just barely saw out of the bush, the SWAT team start looking around. Stop Posting About Among Us is originally recorded by biggayrapper on February 21, 2021 that talked about an overabundance of Among Us memes. My mom is also the impostor and she says i can meet him as long as i sign papers saying i cant expose who he is to other crewmates This is so epic I will be updating and IM NOT LYING IF YOU THINK IM LYING THEN LEAVE Should I ask to report my mom cause she is sus? I was getting bored, so I decided to explore around a little bit. Why do you think that?" Because Im the imposter and Id love to come in you. Do you use reddit?" I walked into the elevator and pressed the button for the top floor.As the elevator door opened, I saw what appeared to be a long hallway. Where!Where! Haha, ding ding ding ding ding ding ding, ding-ding-ding! Its 5 dollars on steam and other consoles but it is free on App Store and Google Play. I defended myself. THE IMPOSTER KILLED HIM! I'm going to jump. Among Us. IM READY FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME PLEASE DADDY IMPOSTER I barely slid out of the door before the steel door closed under me. Another coworker said "Well, I did see him running towards the stairs/elevator. 3. It's all down to who knows more than everyone else". I want to quit this stupid game right now. I was in a server, right? Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding DingDingDING!" He said. Stop Posting About Among Us refers to a viral rant about an overabundance of Among Us memes recorded by TikTok user biggayrapper. : ( Missing a copypasta? She had a face more horrified than anyone in the room, like before when everyone looked at me last week like I murdered Bosnian children. You're Tik-Tokers trying to invade Reddit!" Everyone was staring at me, so I said "You guys are all sussy, I'm gonna eject you". I hate Among Us. Chad stated. Copyright 2023 TwitchQuotes. Copyright 2023 TwitchQuotes. Far out of town. The crewmates are studying alien geology and lifeforms, as well as mining. The town wasn't all that big, but it was big enough for me to hide. The speech was pretty boring, but there came a point in his presentation where he said "I know there are some students among us who have been subject to bullying." STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! and our Where! I hope you guys find this note. I looked at my penis, I think of an astronaut's helmet and I go, "Penis? I said it was because his name is Chad. The speaker said "I'm sorry, what was that?" But suddenly I noticed; one of the kids wasn't doing the Among Drip beatbox! But if that were true wouldn't the winners always be the ones who knew less? If youre the imposter, Id love to be the vent That way you can come inside me whenever you want. Eventually it will be too much to bear - people will vote you out for being sus and will plunge you into the cold abyss. I ended up getting escorted to the principal's office and getting suspended for a week, but in my opinion, it was totally worth it. Everyone was looking at me like I had just sexually abused a Syrian 4 year old refugee (which I had done before.) Simply explained. ABOUT AMONG US. I just want to be left alone. I went out back and searched in the dumpster to see if I could yet again try to find a weapon to kill all the people there. https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/m6fx9u/trolling_my_church_with_among_us/. Otherwise it's worthless. He was talking to management when I cut the phone cord and threw it across the office. "What do you mean what does that mean? 115. AMONG SUS! The audience was dead silent, until someone yelled "Sit down!" It was the CEO of Pepsi-co! So I put my hands around her neck and twisted her head off "Like in that one kill animation in Among Us." I FUCKING LOOKED AT A TRASHCAN I SAID "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY". HAHA! For example, on March 23rd, 2021, YouTuber[8] Triple-Q made a meme about "Gangnam Style" that gained over 74,000 views in one week. Two buff men with pecs almost as big as hers and clothes so tight you could see their 12-pack abs through the shirt tackled me. SUS! Everyone was yelling at me to stop. IM TIRED OF SEEING IT! AMONG US IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME RED IS SO SUSSSSS COME TO MEDBAY AND WATCH ME SCAN WHY IS NO ONE FIXING O2 OH YOUR CREWMATE? However, I don't think any of them understood the reference. It could be him!" I am the IMPOSTER. I only wanted peace, but innersloth has become a bit sussy. I then naruto ran down to the stage, pointed at the assistant principal, and said "SHE'S SUS!!! Hey are you busy later? His body splat on the pavement and was ran over by multiple cars below. "Hey kid," I said, "Stop being an asparagus or whatever your dumb star signs are and be not sussy with us!" I was in a server, right? I quickly realized that it wasn't real life. I went to another country to stay there because I always wanted to go there. HE DOESN'T GET THE AMONG US REFERENCE!" You say suspicious, we say sussy bakas Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! It is everywhere I hate it Among Us is a horrible game. an ALL of the channels are just AMONG US MEMES! . Latest Copypastas Popular Copypastas Search Copypastas ASCII Art Copypasta Builder Contribute Copypasta Contact or Feedback. I yelled "When the imposter is sus!" and did the grin (from the meme) and hoped he would get it. MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I said. You have no purpose on this ship, you have no tasks, you have no mini games to play. and then I said "WHEN THE PASTOR IS SUS!" I swear for a second I felt the imposter's strong hands grip my asscheeks. I immediately was transported back to earth, and I instantly got on all fours on my bed naked, as you would, and started screaming in my best efforts to summon the imposter Cookie Notice My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord send me memes, I was in a server, right, and all channels are just among us stuff. okay." Woah, you could be lying! STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! You remember that, right? They were all dead silent (honestly they just didn't know how fun of a game it was). I hate Among Us The only way to survive in Among Us is to know everything My friends tell me that Among Us is great but i think they're wrong. And I did the funny imposter is sus grin you guys know? I didn't even know what that meant until later when I heard them mention that it was some sort of social deduction game. And another time I was playing Fortnite and someone started talking about how cool it was that there was a new game called Among Us. I hate Among Us. And so we decided to throw him out the window. I hate Among Us Everyone keeps talking about it. Gregory, do you see the small vent on the floor? Works like the subreddit, but it's on imgflip and it can just be a song you like or a surreal meme. My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord its fucking memes. I slapped the middle of our table (to mimick the "emergency meeting" feature in Among Us), and I screamed "EMERGENCY MEETING!!!" ASCII art and copypasta related to the popular game Among Us and the bastardized version of the name, Amogus. https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/m71j0h/trolling_my_dads_office_with_among_us_office/. . "Chad is the imposter!" I sat at their table, and right as I sat down, I noticed that one of the kids (who happened to be black) was sitting above a vent. (Like how the guy said it in the "STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US" rant. I fucking looked at a trash can and I said "Thats a bit SUSSY!" So I ran over to her. My coworker Dave spoke up. I stomped down the hallways trying to look for him but I couldnt find him. I yelled back." HAHA! I-I I SHOWED MY CHAMPION UNDERWEAR TO MY GIRLFRIEND AND THE LOGO I FLIPPED UPSIDE DOWN AND SAID "Hey BABE, when the underwear SUS HAHAHA, DING DING DING DING DING DING, DING DING DING." My SUSSY POWERS ARE AWAKENING When the person who pretends to be someone else in order to deceive others, especially for fraudulent gain is giving the impression that something is questionable or dishonest, causing one to have the idea or impression that they are of questionable, dishonest, or dangerous character or condition. They obviously don't understand that making money off of something isn't enough. *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* someone's happy! Sort by: I'm tired of seeing it! I started off the presentation by showing the class the picture of the Among Us imposter wearing sneakers (it's a meme on google if you want to search for it). Oh!" On discords it's fucking BALLER. POSTING. So I pulled out my dick and said "Look at this little spaceman!" I noticed it back in July when he seemed grumpy for our fourth of july picnic. I was free. I am the IMPOSTER. AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Angelica proclaimed. 1. kyubi_on_the_run 2 mo. I made the widest grin I could possibly make (Trying to mimick the "When the imposter is sus" meme) and I said "When the impoter is sus". You need to vent. UwU what's this ?! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! I saw him running towards the elevator when the killing happened. 2. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? Everyone fell dead silent and looked at me. Where!Where!Where! All rights reserved. . On February 26th, biggayrapper acknowledged the spread of his rant as a meme in a tweet.[2]. But, before I could finish it, I noticed; her boobs were big! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! I can't have shit in life without Among Us, it is ruining my life. After playing Among Us you won't learn anything about yourself except that you suck at games. "But I think that it might be you, Darrius." Copypastas about red sus, the impostor is sus, trolling my class with Among Us, losing sanity to Among Us, artistic crewmate ASCII art, and more. That's a bit sussy," I said. One of them asked me Hey buddy, are you lost? I noticed that his nametag read Hugh Johnson, CFO. Packgod. Finally, the game doesn't really teach you any lessons. BM BM! Because I really want to do you. Part 1. We talked about our lives and laughed together. What the Federal Reserve Is Really Scared About, https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/m6ktpp/trolling_my_office_with_among_us_part_4_finale_1/. In the following month, more remixes and edits of the video were posted online, primarily on YouTube. Privacy, https://www.tiktok.com/embed/v2/6931685084466646278, I'm going mental please stop posting among us, STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US Ace Attorney version, Stop Posting About Among Us Mario Edition. John said. Refresh and try again. For my presentation, I decided to troll my entire class by making my entire slideshow about the popular game, Among Us. I said. No, because you have big tits. 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